Happy 99th Alec Guinness!

Dear Alec "Obi-Wan Kenobi" Guinness,

Today you would be 99 yrs old but you left us in 2000. May I ask you a Star Wars question? This is something that has bothered me...

Why did Obi-Wan age so much between Star Wars 3 & 4? Perhaps your wrinkles & white hair can be explained by living outdoors for 20 yrs (in a cave, but still). Furthermore, you lived in windy, dry conditions & under double suns. Living under two suns must've wreaked havoc on your skin. (I know what one sun can do!)

So maybe this is why you looked like Ewan MacGregor once & then like you! These are the things that keep me up at night...

May The Force continue to be with you...wherever you are!
Regards, Mrs Love

Happy 74th Birthday Ali MacGraw!

Happy 74th Birthday Ali MacGraw!
If love means never having to say you're sorry...I didn't get the memo. I say it all the time. Sorry I didn't take your shirts to the dry cleaners...Sorry I didn't make dinner...Sorry I missed your call, I was busy playing Angry Birds...my list goes on and on...

Happy Birthday Alice Cooper!

Happy 65th Birthday Vincent Damon "Alice Cooper" Furnier.
Whenever I forget to take off my eye makeup at night, I see your face in the bathroom mirror when I wake up.
Regards, Mrs Love

PS. Loved your restaurant in downtown Phoenix "Alice Cooperstown." Love how all the waiters do their makeup like you!

Happy Birthday Rosamund Pike!

Happy 34th Birthday beautiful Rosamund Pike!
What a perfect day for you to celebrate your birthday *and* the 200th anniversary of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice...published today in 1813. Perfect....because you had the good fortune to portray the character, beautiful Jane Bennet, in the 2005 version of the film. That film, along with the novel, have made all women, young and old wonder if there are men out there like Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley. Will we keep looking?
"Yes, a thousand times yes!"
Regards, Mrs Love

PS. I wish I could say my husband comes close, but we live in a condo, not Pemberley!

Happy Birthday Richard Dean Anderson

Dear Richard Dean Anderson,

I've been your fan since the late 70's when you starred as Dr Jeff Webber on General Hospital.

Then I loved you in the 80's when you starred as MacGyver. You were amazing! Besides the fact that you were the only guy who could make a mullet look good, your show introduced a new word ...the verb: macgyver! (should be added to Webster's Dictionary)

I use the word all the time...even recently...
Me: "I dropped your laptop on the sidewalk dear, so I mcgyver'd it. I just used a string, a sock and a paper clip. It ain't pretty bit I'm pretty sure it still works." Just kiddin folks, relax....

The skills I learned from your hit TV show will help me should I'm ever stranded on an island. Hey, too bad you weren't on Gilligan's Island!

Love you Richard Dean "MacGyver" Anderson!
Happy 63rd Birthday!
Regards, Mrs Love

Happy Birthday Kevin Costner

Dear Kevin Costner,
Remember that time you were at your parents' house for Thanksgiving and you were tossing a football with your kids in the front yard? A car drove up with a mom and her 3 kids. As soon as they saw you, they screamed and drove away. Remember? Well that was me and my kids. My kids were little then and being the good mom that I was, I trained them young to be crazed fans. Now I'm training the next generation...my grandkids. What Kevin? You think I'm kidding? Nope. It's the truth. This grandma and her grandkids will be on the lookout for you again someday. Be warned. And have a Happy 58th Birthday!
Tatonka and Regards,
Mrs Love

Happy Birthday Victoria Principal

Dear Vic,
May I call you Vic? Happy 63rd Birthday! You look great for your age which makes me think that perhaps all along I should've been using your Principal Secret beauty products...Or at least been married to a plastic surgeon for the past 20 years...like you! I'm sure BOTH would have helped me!
I'll always remember you for playing Pam Ewing on the original Dallas...and for dating Andy Gibb, whom I loved. I was so jealous of you.
You're a beautiful lady at 63 and I'm sure you'll look the same at 73 and 83. And just for the record, I thought *you* shot JR!
Have a happy 63rd!
Regards, Mrs Love