Dear Kevin Costner,
Remember that time you were at your parents' house for Thanksgiving and you were tossing a football with your kids in the front yard? A car drove up with a mom and her 3 kids. As soon as they saw you, they screamed and drove away. Remember? Well that was me and my kids. My kids were little then and being the good mom that I was, I trained them young to be crazed fans. Now I'm training the next generation...my grandkids. What Kevin? You think I'm kidding? Nope. It's the truth. This grandma and her grandkids will be on the lookout for you again someday. Be warned. And have a Happy 58th Birthday!
Tatonka and Regards,