Wednesday, December 18, 2013

If I had been born on this day...

If I had been born on this day...

...50 years ago, I'd be one of the best looking actors in Hollywood, partnered with one of the best looking actresses in Hollywood with 6 kids and jetsetting all over the world trying to do good, just like Brad Pitt.

...67 years ago, I'd be one of the most influential directors in Hollywood and worth 1.3 billion dollars, just like Steven Spielberg. 

...35 years ago, I'd be Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek and then years later I'd get married in an Italian castle, then file for divorce after just 5 years from the wacky, yet handsome, Tom Cruise....but walk away with $15 million, just like Katie Holmes.

....59 years ago, I'd be an actor with intense blue eyes, who appears and disappears in an Iowa corn field into Field of Dreams, just like Ray Liotta. 

....33 years ago, I'd be a former Mickey Mouse Club member with a very big voice, now worth $90 million, just like Christina Aguilera. 

....70 years ago, I'd be an old rocker  and member of one of the most famous and wealthiest rock bands in the world and own 1,000 guitars. Then I'd portray Capt Jack Sparrow's dad, Capt Teague in a very popular pirate movie and I'd  live a hard partying lifestyle and make it to 70 even though no one would think I would.  And I'd prove that you don't have to necessarily be handsome to get a model for a wife, just like Keith Richards. 

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Happy 64th Birthday Don Johnson!

Dear Don,
I know you've done other work besides Miami Vice, but I'll always think of you in your pastel tshirts under a white Armani suit, sleeves pushed up, no socks, slip on loafers, and Ray Bans. Oh and the ever-lasting 5 o'clock shadow!

Your Miami Vice style epitomized the 80's. And who can go to an 80's themed party without seeing a few men in "Sonny Crocket" wear?! 

If I could, I'd send you a nice pair of socks for your birthday. Naaaw, just kidding! You were a style icon. Why ruin a good thing? Hoping you still dress like the Sonny Crocket I know and love! Have a wonderful 64th birthday! 
Regards, Mrs Love 

Monday, September 30, 2013

Happy 59th Barry Williams!

Dear Barry Williams, aka Greg Brady, aka Johnny Bravo:

Shocking to think that you're 59 today!  And just to help you celebrate... 
"F-F F-I-L L-L L-M-O O-O O-R-E Fillmore Junior High!
F-F F-I-L L-L L-M-O O-O O-R-E Fillmore Junior High! (repeat 10 more times)

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. And every time I drive through Fillmore, UT, I still shout out that cheer in your honor!
You're the grooviest!
Regards, Mrs Love

Monday, September 23, 2013

Happy 54th Jason Alexander!

"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
--George Costanza

Happy 54th Birthday Jason Alexander!  What?!  Your real name is Jason Greenspan?  I thought it was Art Vandalay...Or George Cantstandya...Biff Loman?

Thank you for the character George Costanza, which I enjoyed from 1989-1998 and will continue to enjoy forever and ever! Yada, yada, yada...
Regards, Mrs Love

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Happy 40th James Marsden

Dear James Marsden,

Happy 40th Birthday today. Considering you got your start on "Saved By The Bell: The New Class," I'd say you've done pretty well for yourself. And you're still easy on the eyes. 

And speaking of eyes, watching the X-Men movies, I kept saying to my kids: "Is that guy ever going to take off those weird sunglasses?" Sorry, Mr. Cyclops, I was never much of a comic book fan. 

And for the record, James, in The Notebook, I would've picked you over Noah (aka Ryan Gossling) any day!
Regards, Mrs Love 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Happy 40th Birthday Andrew Lincoln!

Dear Andrew Lincoln,
Happy 40th Birthday to you today!
I want you to know that because of your scene in the film "Love Actually," every Christmas I open my front door hoping you'll be standing there on my doorstep with your cue cards. Will you be here this year? I'll be anxiously waiting.
Regards, Mrs Love

Monday, August 19, 2013

Happy 77th Birthday Robert Redford

Mr. Redford, 

I've known since I was 13 years old when I first saw you in "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid" that I would be your devoted fan for my entire life! Even the day I saw you at the Sundance Ski Resort during my college years didn't change anything. Being the serious college student that I was, I took ski classes in the morning and in the chances that I see you would be much greater. And on the day I saw you in the resort, I was quite surprised at how short and thin you were. However, I can assure you that didn't change anything! 

On the day I got married to my husband in 1983, a friend of mine saw my husband and said: "I see you married your Robert Redford!"...yep, I was always partial to blondes with blue eyes, just like you. I'm forever your fan...even now that you're old and quite wrinkled. (hey, but who isn't!) 

A friend of mine saw you once recently and noticed how much your face has aged, and said: "He looks like he's had a happy life...You can tell he's done a lot of smiling." I hope that's what people will say about me.

Happy 77th Birthday! I'm sure you agree! I look better in this photo than Barbra Streisand did!
Regards, Mrs Love